Out of the mouths of moms

Mckmama has started another fun little meme.  I really like this one because I find myself saying some pretty silly things.  If you too find yourself saying some off the wall things to your children play along or just go to Mckmama's blog and read what she and other mom's have said.

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"Please don't pick your nose.  No, you are not supposed to get your boogers out that way.  Yes they have germs.  Yes, Ms. Heather doesn't like germs.  No eating them is not good.  STOP!  I said don't eat it."

"Yes you can have a cookie. (why?)  Because you asked for it. (why?)  I thought you wanted a cookie.  Ok then, eat it.  (why?)  Because you asked for a cookie because you wanted a snack and I gave you the cookie.  Now please just eat your cookie."

"Do not hold the kitty by it's feet."

"No Bananas are not good to eat in the shower."

"Please don't tell people that their cars are ugly and broken."

"No you will not get boobies when you grow up."

"Go get three books to read for bed time.  No I said three.  One, two, three, that is three.  You know how to count to three.  Just three.  No four is more only three.  Good idea.  Now bring me those three books.  Thank you."

"Please keep your pants on."

"No you can not run around naked when your friends are here."

"Stop!  Don't pee there!"
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I can't wait to see what else everyone has had to say!